it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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