i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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