Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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