Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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