between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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