hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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