I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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