i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
