ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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