you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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