I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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