Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Mom said you looked used
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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