I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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