So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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