Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
do nipples grow back?
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