Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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