Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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