I could have mohawked her pubes.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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