yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You need Xanax blowdarts
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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