Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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