i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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