ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
These tits shall not be calmed
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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