alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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