your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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