I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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