Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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