how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
nutella sex= disaster
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
