My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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