Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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