It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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