I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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