it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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