So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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