her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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