she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I deserve this hangover.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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