New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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