using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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