On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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