I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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