just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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