He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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