Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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