Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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