if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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