am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
They have beer where we have blood.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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