Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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