Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i out mim tonsoeep
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