So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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