weddingsv make me drug and hornr
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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