so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
