Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Randomize
