It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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