Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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