He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So much rum. So many feels.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
