Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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